A Mother's Day Tale

In the beginning God created the world and populated it with CHILDREN... and after a time, he looked down and said "Heavens! This place is a zoo!" So he created PETS... and after a time he looked down and said: "What an ungodly mess! You kids need a shepherd!" So He created DADS... and after a time He looked down and was astonished to see the whole works going straight to hell in a handbasket! So He created MOMS... and after a time the Lord looked down and said "This is good!"

Happy Mother's Day to all the girls who are fantastic MOMS.