Dichotomy - illustrated as follows...
Three Things I have done this week:
1. Attempted to deal with the hair removal wax that mysteriously got dumped over in my bathroom cabinet and oozed over and under approximately 33 different items in said cabinet. Have you ever tried this and not cussed?
2. Sponged up and scrubbed the approximately 12 ounces of Suave Kids Blueberry Blitz shampoo that mysteriously tipped over and spilled into my cream carpet.
3. Removed approximately half a pound of playground bark that was mysteriously put into the pocket of my son's pants and placed in the dryer (by him) so that he could "get his pants nice and toasty"
Three Things Mark has done this week:
1. Had a massage poolside at a hotel on Coronado island in San Diego, California
2. Joined other "co-workers" in a limo complete with multiple pitchers of martini's and was shuttled off to a four star dining experience.
3. Played beach volleyball
posted by Chickenone @ 12:50 PM
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4 Comments:
Sounds like he might need his leg broken but not in the "good" way
I feel like I'm following Stuart around the blogosphere today saying, "Good one!" But, that was a good one!
He's got a real tough job, doesn't he? Poor man.
Oh, bathroom products. Makes you (almost) want to call child protective services yourself and say, "Just take them. Bring them back when they can appreciate how good they have it here."
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