Thursday, November 16, 2006

God's Word and Candy

I was running errands for the tea that I am responsible for (more on that another day). Three was with me in Michael's and we were in line to pay. He told me he was "hungry" which has nothing to do with an empty stomach. What he wants is candy. I told him I would get him a snack when we got home.

As we are walking to the car, he is waiting back wanting to follow me about five feet behind. I quickly realize he has something in his hand... he's taken a piece of chocolate candy that he picked up next to the cash register in the store.

I do the whole down on one knee, look him in the eye, "we don't take things that we haven't paid for, it's called stealing" thing and he starts to cry. I walk him back in crying to give back the candy. I hand it to the cashier as he is wailing "I'm just hungry mommy, you never give me any food!" to anybody who will listen.

It made me remember Two's little incident a couple of years ago. He stole a Bible out of the hotel room we were in. I found it in his bed weeks later - he told me that somebody had given it to him. Yeah, the Gideon's.

So, chocolate and Bibles - that's what we lift here at our house.

7 Comments:

At 4:37 PM, Blogger oopsdupps said...

I have noticed that you deprive your children - particularly of candy. (small dose of sarcasm here) I think if a dump truck full of candy pulled into your driveway, "two" would not turn the driver away!

 
At 5:01 PM, Blogger Unknown said...

What a riot! And poor, sensitive #3. He needs to learn that he shouldn't do the crime if he can't do the time! ;)

 
At 5:02 PM, Blogger Unknown said...

P.S. I was hoping from the title of the post that you'd had a "word" from the Lord that candy is no longer caloric and that we should all partake of it as often as possible! Oh well...

 
At 9:28 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

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At 9:31 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

(sorry I didn't proofread the last one -- please delete it)

My sweet daughter was about 4 years old and trying to sneak all the candy she could. One day momma was going to be gone all day, and I was quite tired of telling her NO all the time.
So I made a deal with her. "Honey, today's a special day. Today, not only do you get to eat all the candy you want, but today, you HAVE to eat candy all day long!!!" She thought she died and went to heaven.
You probably already know the rest of the story. I didn't force anything, but I strongly encouraged her all through the day -- "come on, have another __________." Thank God, it only took that one day for her to learn what months of our nagging couldn't possibly convey.
Today, she's a beautiful, slim, 18-year-old college girl that eats a lot of food, like all teenagers. But for some reason, she's just not that much into candy. :-)

 
At 10:10 PM, Blogger Chickenone said...

mkm - that was good!

 
At 12:09 AM, Blogger Sheila said...

Oh that's too funny. Stealing bibles, I mean. The candy part, that's a special level of Mommy Hell. (oops, can I say that on your blog? guess i just did. hope that's ok)

 

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